Haha just kidding I’m 100000000% too lazy to keep this up. Unless you guys submit stuff you guys aren’t getting your John Greenery



I’ll just do this blog whenever I feel like it. That sound ok?



Hey internet. I am John-Greenery. I have been on hiatus for over a month because I’m a lazy poop and then I broke my computer and then some more things happened but I’m back now. And there are now over 1000 of you. Wut
It is summer now though. So I can do things like put the faces of grown men on plants. Quality life choices

Hey internet. I am John-Greenery. I have been on hiatus for over a month because I’m a lazy poop and then I broke my computer and then some more things happened but I’m back now. And there are now over 1000 of you. Wut

It is summer now though. So I can do things like put the faces of grown men on plants. Quality life choices

John Greenery goes on safari

John Greenery goes on safari

Happy Hanko de Mayo!

Happy Hanko de Mayo!

John Greenery

John Greenery

Katherine Greenery

Katherine Greenery

100 Follower Greenery
To thank you guys for a hundred followers I made a giant tree with the icons of the first 100 people to follow John-Greenery around it. I’d like to thank all of you though. Just over a month ago I started this blog as a joke at midnight while texting my friend who eventually ended up making Henry Greenery. I couldn’t even use GIMP a month ago. (example a, example b) So thanks. But if I ever get to 200 followers I’m not doing this again.

100 Follower Greenery

To thank you guys for a hundred followers I made a giant tree with the icons of the first 100 people to follow John-Greenery around it. I’d like to thank all of you though. Just over a month ago I started this blog as a joke at midnight while texting my friend who eventually ended up making Henry Greenery. I couldn’t even use GIMP a month ago. (example a, example b) So thanks. But if I ever get to 200 followers I’m not doing this again.

Yeti Greenery
Only nerdfighters will get this one, sorry.
My next image will hopefully be an a hundred follower thank you. It may not be up until Thursday or Friday though so please bear with me.

Yeti Greenery

Only nerdfighters will get this one, sorry.

My next image will hopefully be an a hundred follower thank you. It may not be up until Thursday or Friday though so please bear with me.

John Greenery and the Giant Beanstalk

John Greenery and the Giant Beanstalk

Hank Greenery

Hank Greenery